velle est posse.

DENYSE


Teenage Angst.



(how are these description thingys supposed to work?)


TEENAGE DREAM IN A TEENAGE CIRCUS RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CLOWN ON PURRPOSE~

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

(via parawhore07)

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

vriskezi:

emissary-of-wind:

vriskezi:

the only word in the entire french language is baguette

Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !

*baguette

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via j0j0monkeh)